A short guide to comparative religions:
TAOISM - Shit happens
BUDDHISM - If shit happens, it's not really shit
ISLAM - If shit happens, it's the will of Allah
PROTESTANTISM - Shit happens because you don't work hard enough
JUDAISM - Why does this shit always happen to us?
HINDUISM - This shit happened before
CATHOLICISM - Shit happens because you've been bad
HARE KRISHNA - Shit happens rama rama
T.V. EVANGELISM - Send more shit
ATHEISM - No shit
JEHOVA'S WITNESS - Knock knock, shit happens
HEDONISM - There's nothing like a good shit happening
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE - Shit happens in your mind
AGNOSTICISM - Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't
EXISTENCIALISM - What is shit anyway?
STOICISM - This shit doesn't bother me
RASTAFARIANISM - Let's smoke this shit
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